Brit Award Nominations Waft Towards Us Like Guffs…

Good old Britain. Well Bloody Done. In bold are PM’s predictions for the most notable awards. Estelle should probably win everything, but life’s not fair. Go to the Brits site for the full list of mangy ineptitude.

British Male Solo Artist: Ian Brown, James Morrison, Paul Weller, Mike Skinner, Will Young

British Female: Adele (if anything, it’ll valorise their decision to honour as a bright new hope last year…), Beth Rowley, Duffy, Estelle, MIA

British Breakthrough Act: Adele, Duffy, Last Shadow Puppets, Scouting For Girls, Ting Tings

British Group: Coldplay, Elbow, Girls Aloud, Radiohead, Take That

British Album: Coldplay (Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends), Duffy (Rockferry), Elbow (The Seldom Seen Kid), Radiohead (In Rainbows), The Ting Tings (We Started Nothing)

International Album: AC/DC (Black Ice), Fleet Foxes (Fleet Foxes), Killers (Day & Age), Kings Of Leon (Only By The Night), MGMT (Oracular Spectacular)

International Group: It’s the same as the International Album nominees, variety fans. KOL’ll probably get it.

There are obviously many more and equally irrelevant categories. Sweepstake anyone? PM reckons we’ve got it sewn up. Have a picture of what the Brits represents:

A continual reminder that being British can sometimes be a tempestuous sea to paddle.


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